Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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