He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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