i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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