escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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