Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
