threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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