I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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