they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
