I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
