i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just gift wrapped bread.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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