Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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