Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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