just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it's like heaven, but drunker
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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