Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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