Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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