The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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