he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He is an equal opportunity slut.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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