Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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