i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
