Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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