I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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