69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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