I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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