i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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