We're facebook friends in real life
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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