Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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