We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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