One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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