I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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