Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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