a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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