Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
