if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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