Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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