But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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