She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
People in love make me want to vomit
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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