My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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