I want to stick my p in your. b.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just found a bag of teeth...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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