O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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