Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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