All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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