What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
