My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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