just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
we should paint friendship bongs
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