Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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