I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
