i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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