I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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