Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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