I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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