dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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